What I learned at church today

I'm not the only one who worked hard on the last week of school this week.
Sitting in the foyer so you don't interrupt sacrament meeting doesn't necessarily work.
Little boys like to explore and play with new things.
It takes 8 priesthood holders 15 minutes to turn off the fire alarm in the church.
It's a good sign when your bishop pretends to strangle your husband, it means he isn't really upset.
The day that you're frustrated and need a break in Nursery, none of the other nursery workers show up for at least 30 minutes.
I have a great husband who helps me to laugh at embarrassing situations.