Some Laughs

An eager young man entered his prospective boss' office for an interview,
Said the boss .One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoes on the doormat while coming in?
Yes, sir, the young man replied promptly.
Back came the rejoinder: One more thing we.re very particular about is honesty. There is no doormat outside!

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How's your husband,?. Mrs. Mathur asked her friend.
Pretty well, I think - he works so hard I see him for only about an hour each
day.
You poor thing,. said Mrs. Mathur.
Oh, It's all right, the hour soon passes..

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A salesman was dismissed because he was rude to a customer. A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
I see you've joined the force, Bhatnagar,. said the sales manager.
Yes, Sir. This is the job I've been looking for all my life. Here the customer is always wrong..

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A not-too-bright candidate for the police force failed in the written examination. Since he was the Chief.s nephew, the examiner decided to go easy on him with the oral test.
Who shot Abraham Lincoln?., asked the examiner.
The candidate pondered for a moment and then asked if he could have some time to come up with the answer. The examiner told him to come back the next morning.
When the would-be recruit went home, his wife asked, Well, how did it go? Did you get the job?
I think so, he replied. They have already got me working on a case..